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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
 |  Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...  Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:04 pm | |
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girl in a party to a man :
excuse me sir kya aap mere face se 1 cheez hata sakte hain ?
man : khush hote hue haan haan bolo kya ?
girl : manhoos aadmi apni nazrein
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:09 pm | |
| Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?
Ek ladki Jo pyar de,
Ek ladki Jo acha khana banaye,
Ek ladki Jo us ki khob khidmat kare,
Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain. |
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:10 pm | |
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A boy went to meet his girl friend,
when he came at home..
Mom asked: kahan gaye they?
boy: us se milne,
Mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:12 pm | |
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Boyfrnd: Tumhare ghar Gaaya tha na,
Mujhe Nahi lagta hamari Shaadi ho payegi.
Girlfrnd: Kyon mere papa se mile kya?
Boyfrnd: Nahi tumhari behen se..! |
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Wed Nov 12, 2008 7:15 pm | |
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A BOY with a GIRl in BMW car
Boy: Maine ne tumse 1 baat chupayi
k I'm alreadt married..
Girl: Oh GOD tumne to dara hi diya,
MAin samjhi yeh car tumhari nahi.
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:45 pm | |
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GIRL: KON HO TUM?
BOY: HASRAT TUMHARI,
GIRL: DEKHTE HO KIYA?
BOY: SOORAT TUMHARI,
GIRL: KARTE HO KIYA?
BOY: POOJA TUMHARI,
GIRL: KAAFIR HO KYA?
BOY: AESA HI SAHI,
GIRL:CHAHTE HO KIYA?
BOY: MOHABBAT TUMHARI,
GIRL: PACHTAO GAY,
BOY: KISMAT HAMARI,
GIRL: MARRIED HOON MEIN.
BOY:
"MAA KI AANKH TUMHARI"
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:48 pm | |
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BOY:AE BEWAFA TU NE DIL JALA DIYA.
DIL JAL KE RAAKH HO GAYA.
GIRL:TERI YE QURBANI BEKAAR NAHIN JAYEGI.
RAAKH!
IDHER BHEJ DE
"BARTAN" DHONAY KE KAAM AAYEGI.
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:52 pm | |
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Boy: Mujhse shaaadi karogi..?
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Girl: Kia?
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Boy: Acchi film haina!!
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Girl: Kuttay k bachay...
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Boy: Wat!!
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Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na..!
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Wed Nov 12, 2008 8:56 pm | |
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Girl to Boy
darling Ek 100 ka card send karo
mera balance end ho gaya hai..
Tum Meray aashiq ho na!
..Boy: Main tumhara aashiq hoon
"MOBILINK" walon ka sala nahi.
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Wed Nov 12, 2008 9:27 pm | |
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Boy 2 Girl:
Darling Mere kaan maain kuch garm sa,
Kuch naram sa,
Kuch namkeen sa,
Kuch meetha sa Kaho !
Girl sharmatey huye..
HALWA PURI
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:48 pm | |
| Boy says 2 girl:
-tute hue dil se pyar karogi
ya dil tutne tak pyar karogi.
girl says:
-tuti hui chappal se pitega
ya chapal tutne tak pitega. |
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:50 pm | |
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Girl's father-
Main nahi chahta k meri beti apni puri zindgi
1 gadhe k saath guzare...
Boyfriend-
Bus, isi liye main use yahan se
le jane aya hun
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Thu Nov 13, 2008 12:53 pm | |
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There are TWO major reasons
why boys do not mind their own business.....?????
First...
No mind...
Second..
No business.
Plz dnt mind...Oops sorry
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:01 pm | |
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Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Der Se Kha Q Rahi Ho.??
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ikra
Number of posts: 1950
Registration date: 2008-09-14
| | Subject: Re: Boys Vs Girls... Thu Nov 13, 2008 3:02 pm | |
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Husband wife mein larai hui,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,
Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana
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