Boys Vs Girls...

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

An old man married a young girl..
Someone asks the girl: aap ne in main shaadi kay liye kia dekha?
Girl: aik to inki "INCOME"
Aur dossre in kay
"DIN KAM"

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

In Court Judge Said 2 Women:

U R Realy Brave,
Dako Ko Buhat Mara Tum Ne.

Woman: MUjhay Kya Pta Daako

Tha Me Samjhi Mera Shohar

Ghar dair Se Aya Hay

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

Man: i want a divorce.
My wife has not spoken me in six months..
Lawyer: Better think it over, Wives like that are hard to get!!

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

Wife:Woh jo samnay admi drink kar raha hai ,
Usko mainne 10 saal phele shaadi se inkar kia tha..
Aaj tak sharab pe raha hai
Husband: Itni lambi celebration.

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

Wife: Kya kar rahe ho?
Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu.
Wife: Kitni mari?
Man: 3 male aur 2 female.
Wife: Kaise malum?
Man: Kyonki 3 sharab ki botal se chipki thi or 2 phone sey

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

Q: WHO IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MAN?
ANS: HE IS THE ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY
THAN HIS WIFE CAN SPEND!

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

Husband:
Dekho woh larki mujhe smile de rahi hai.
Biwi:
Smile nahi de rahi, Jab maine bhi apko pehli bar dekha tha
to MERI bhi haansi nikall gayi thi..

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

Wife: Suniye ji! Aaapka aziz dost ghalat ladki
se shaadi kar raha hai ..aap ussey rokte kuin nahi??
Husband: "Main kuin Rokhon?
USne mujhe roka tha kya?

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

Wife: chalo na kahin chalte hain car main
aur car drive main karongi.
Husband: Car tum drive karogi toh iska matlab jaaengey car main
aur aaengey aakhbar main.

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus- Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

Child: Mom is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom: lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child: Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiyan yahi rehti hain

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

**ikra** · Number of posts: 1950 Registration date: 2008-09-14

Bahu: ma ji, ye abhi tak nhi aye.
Kahi kisi dusri ladki k sath..

Sas: are kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyu sochti hai?
Aisa bhi to ho skta hai, kisi gari k niche aa gya ho