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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:49 pm


A beggar-
" 0h sundari Andha hoon. Paanch rupya de de.."
Husband told his wife-
"De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal me ye andha hoga!!

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:52 pm


HOW Wife CALL THEIR HUSBANDS IN FIRST SEVEN YEARS:
1. A G,
2. O G,
3. SUNTE HO,
4. BUNTY KE BAPU,
5. MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO,
6. KAHAN MAR GAYE,
7. AAP AATE HO KE MAIN AOUN.

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:55 pm


Beta apni maa se, purani album dekhte huye
-maa ye photo mein itna smart aadmi kaun hai? Maa
-beta ye tumhare papa hai.
Beta-to hum is ganje k sath kyo rehte hain.

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:56 pm


Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?
Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare
gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain
or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sun Nov 16, 2008 7:58 pm


Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,
tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi!

Husbnd-'Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke
mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.


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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Tue Nov 18, 2008 12:42 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Tue Nov 18, 2008 9:19 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:19 am

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Sat Nov 22, 2008 9:04 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Boys Vs Girls...   Fri Nov 28, 2008 9:29 pm

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