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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:38 pm


Sony di itt mahiya,
Rab tenu mobile dita..Koi SMS te likh mahiya,

Sone di wang mahiya,
JE SMS nahi karna te enu itt mar k pan mahiya..!


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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:39 pm


JO MUJHE ABHI SMS NA BHEJE WOH
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WOH THORI DER BAAD BHI BHEJ SAKTA HAI
KOI TENTION NAHIN


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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 2:40 pm


AGER MUJHE SMS NAHIN KARO TO
ALLAH AAP KO MAULANA FAZUL UR REHMAN KI AQAL,
ARBAB RAHIM KI SHAKAL,
NAWAZ SHARIF K BAAL,
SHEIKH RASHEED KI CHAAL,
CHAUDHARY SHUJAAT KI AWAZ WALA HUSBAND DE

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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:17 pm


EK msg ki kimat tum kya jano
kanjoos babu?
sab k inbox ka taj hota hai mera 1msg
sab k mobile ki shaan hota hai mera 1msg
Hr kisi k inbox ka khwaab hota hai mera 1msg


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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:19 pm


choti choti baton pe takrar mat kiya karo
hamare har mazak ko dil pe na liya karo
kiya pata saath or kitne din ka hai

tab tak to pyaar bhare sms kiya karo

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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:21 pm

Chandi ki diwar na tori
Dost ka dil tor diya...
O Kanjoos 2 rupay ki kahtir tu ney sms karna chor diya..


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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:22 pm


I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transferred to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS

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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:23 pm


Arz kiya hai...
Aaj Kal Aap K SMS Aana Band hai..
Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa
Aaj Kal Aap K SMS Aana Band hai..
Khafa ho hum se ya Blance Kam hai..


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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:26 pm


Ja Raha Hai Mera Sms Najane Kia Gul Khilaye Ga,
Piyar Se Parha Jaega Ya Bin Dekhe Delete Hu Jayega,
Agar Piyar Se Parha Jaega,
To Ek Sms Zaroor Aiga


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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:29 pm


Loya waich
.
Raddi waich
.
Teen daba waich
.
Plastic di juttian waich
.
Chan bura waich
.
kuj v waich jaldi kar BALANCE pawa te SMS peijh.


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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:30 pm


Bewaja kisi ko sataya nahi karte
Hadd se jyada kisi ko tadpaya nahi karte
Jinki saanse chalti ho aapke SMS se
Unhe apne SMS k liye rulaya nahi karte.


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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:30 pm

Kase ho?
Mazze main?

Tabeeyat
Kesi?

100% Fine?
Ungli main dard nahi na?

Aankh b Ok?

Dimag theek hai!
KMAAAL hai yaar,
Phir to
SMS kar
Sakte Ho Na.


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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:33 pm


Saaray gawahoon aur byano ko maad-e-nazar rakhtay huye y
eh addalat penal Code dafa 345 ke teht aapko messages na bhejne
k jurm main "KANJOOS MAKHI CHOOS" qarar deti hai.

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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:35 pm


Hello: Itna sannata kuin hai?
Kitni dair se SMS ki Ghanti nahi baaji..?

Kia yeh saare Network fuse hogaye?
Ya mujhe Chahne waalay kanjoos hogaye?


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PostSubject: Re: SMS Send Karo...!   Sat Nov 15, 2008 3:36 pm


Ishq ko sihq samjho to ishq karo,
Dard ko dard samjho to mohabbat karo,
Wadday ko wada samjho to pura karo..
Humko agar apna samjho to SMS karo.

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